2008년 8월 27일 수요일

I baked you a cake

Wow. I’m not sure what to say today. I sent off my revised manuscript at 9:30 this morning, and judging by the mess around our apartment, my entire brain went with it. Just now, I retrieved the mail from its slot by the front door and discovered that, apparently, when I paid the bills last week, I didn’t put stamps on any of the envelopes. Consequently, they all came back today, like a small flock of homing pigeons, only flatter. Let’s hope that my brain does the same. Soon.


I’m not going to type for long today, because I feel a nap coming on. But I wanted to celebrate this little victory with you, because you’ve been very patient with me lately, and with my brain. I want to thank you for that. So I baked you a cake.


Well, actually, I baked it for a friend’s party, and it’s all gone now, but I saved the photographs for you. And the recipe. Does that count? I hope so.

I also hope you like carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. I know I do. To me, carrot cakes taste like picnics on red checked blankets and parties by the pool, and because I can’t give you a picnic or a party, I thought this was a good alternative. There are pecans in the cake part, and it was supposed to have raisins too, but I left them out, because I worried that you wouldn’t like them. It’s moist and lightly spiced, and the frosting is not too sweet, and it’s three layers tall, which means that there’s plenty for everyone. Brandon shaved a taste from of one of the layers before I frosted it, and he made all sorts of moaning noises and declared it the best carrot cake ever, and I don’t think he said that just to make me feel better about the loss of my brain. (Although maybe just a little.)

So dig in! And don’t worry about saving any for me. All I need is that nap.


Classic Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting
Adapted from Bon Appétit

I know there are lots of carrot cake recipes out there, and with all sorts of embellishments, but it’s important to have a classic one in your repertoire, and I think this one will be mine. It’s simple and miraculously moist, and the flavors are spot-on.

Oh, and if you like raisins in your carrot cake, add ½ cup with the carrots and the pecans.

For the cake:
2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
2 (slightly heaping) tsp. baking powder
2 (slightly heaping) tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
½ tsp. freshly grated nutmeg
¾ tsp. ground ginger
1 ½ cups sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
½ cup unsweetened applesauce
3 cups finely grated peeled carrots
1 cup pecans, chopped

For the frosting:
2 (8-oz.) packages cream cheese, at room temperature
½ cup (4 oz. / 1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature
2 ¼ cups powdered sugar, or to taste
3 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. lemon juice

Position racks in the top and bottom third of the oven, and preheat to 325°F. Lightly grease 3 (9-inch) round pans with butter or cooking spray. Line the bottom of the pans with parchment paper, and then grease the paper too.

In a medium bowl, combine the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger. Whisk well to blend.

In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the sugar and oil until combined. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well to incorporate after each addition. Add the applesauce, beating to mix. Add the flour mixture, and beat to incorporate, scraping down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula if needed. Add the carrots and the pecans, and beat briefly.

Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans. (It will look pretty skimpy, but don’t worry; the cakes will rise nicely in the oven.) Slide the pans into the oven - I put one on the top rack and two on the bottom and rotated them once or twice during baking - and bake until the cakes begin to pull away from the sides of the pan and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. The original recipe says that this should take about 45 minutes, but in my oven, it only took 30 minutes. Cool the cakes in their pans on a wire rack for 15 minutes; then turn them out onto the rack to cool completely.

When the cakes are cool, make the frosting. In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the butter and the cream cheese on medium speed until smooth. Sift in the powdered sugar, and beat on low speed until incorporated. Add the vanilla and the lemon juice, and beat well to incorporate. If the frosting is lumpy from the sugar, bump the speed up to medium-high and beat the crap out of it. That usually does the trick.

To assemble the cake, place one layer on a platter or cake stand. Spread it with ¾ cup frosting. Carefully place another layer atop it. Spread with ¾ cup frosting. Top with the third cake layer, and then spread the remaining frosting over the top and down the sides. Serve at room temperature.

Note: You can make the cake layers one day before assembling the whole cake. Wrap them tightly in plastic wrap, and store them at room temperature. The assembled cake can be prepared up to 2 days before serving. Store it in the fridge, covered with a cake dome, and allow it to come to room temperature before serving.

Yield: 10-12 servings


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Paris Hilton needs a clear gel that's strong enough for a man - but pH balanced for a woman






An Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at Why You're Staring at Paris' Crusty Armpit:



Just after the Aubrey O'Day post, I'm sifting through photos that are available to me from various sources, and I come across a set of Heidi and Spencer pics which are stupid tempting on a day like today. But then I remembered, when it comes to these Fuck-faces, I've already been like the boyfriend who promised he wouldn't cheat on you again - then banged your sister. (Twice.) So instead, I found shots of Paris Hilton in the wee hours of the morning outside her hotel in London. I guess they don't make clear stick deodorant across the pond, or she's not allowed in drug stores for fear of contamination. Either way: You're welcome!







Photos: WENN



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2008년 8월 19일 화요일

Hip Tastes: The Fresh Guide to Wine



Wine blogs seem to be about a dime a dozen, especially with the rise in opportunities for city dwellers to bottle their own reds and whites. Sommelier Courtney Cochran’s book Hip Tastes: The Fresh Guide to Wine from Viking is a nice change of pace. It has helpful tips on pairing wine with food and selecting good bottles and gadgetry for upcoming holiday get togethers. Cochran, who started taking sommelier classes while studying for her MBA, now runs a California wine events company that was born out of tastings she hosted for her fellow students and wine club members. Her book offers that same peer-friendly encouragement, telling readers to trust their instincts. It’s also hard to argue with the pitch of “no paisley tie-wearing wine auction-attending dilettantes here … just real people getting to know real wine, one great party at a time.”












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Call for attendees - Conference on Test Automation



As we noted earlier, we're hosting our first-ever Conference on Test Automation in London in September.

We've heard from many interested parties, and now have 13 excellent presentations lined up. Now we are soliciting people who want to attend. Because we expect lots of interest and space is limited, we're asking everyone who's interested to write a short note (400 words or less) on why you want to be there. There's an easy form for requesting a spot, and we hope to hear from you. The deadline for writing in is July 28th - and you'll hear back by August 4.



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Struggling Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best To Fuck Selves With Vote

WASHINGTON—As election day nears, millions of the nation's poorest voters have reportedly yet to settle on the most profound and enduring...


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2008년 8월 12일 화요일

CodeSOD: Where'd param3 Go?

When I'm creating a function, I try to make sure it passes two simple tests:

  1. Using the function should require less code than just duplicating what the function does, and
  2. whatever the function does shouldn't be the same as a built-in operator

That said, this code that Paul G. sent in doesn't meet my criteria.

public string StringConcat(string param0, string param1, string param2){   return param0 + param1 + param2;}public string StringConcat(string param0, string param1,   string param2, string param3, string param4, string param5){   return param0 + param1 + param2 + param4 + param5;}

Actually, come to think of it, that second function is OK, because presumably a rule in their organization is to ignore every fourth string. Also, it is cute that the author of this code was so close to discovering the params keyword...




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Episode 41: A Love Story

Short, but no less sweet, this week we fall in love.


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2008년 8월 7일 목요일

cloud and the sun




I think that the old story is not based on the scientific facts.

To summarize my opinion, "2mb out!"

2008년 8월 5일 화요일

FDA ignored evidence when calling BPA safe

The Food and Drug Administration ignored evidence when concluding that a chemical in plastic baby bottles is safe, according ...




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Create Quick Polls through Email, SMS or IM Clients with Notifu

You know how to use Gmail for Email Polls but here’s an even better solution for conducting polls among a group.



Called Notifu, this new service lets you create polls online and users can cast their votes via email messages, SMS, voice mail or IM clients including Google Talk, Yahoo! Messenger, Windows Live and AOL.





poll-recipientsProblem: Say you are planning a movie this weekend with friends and like to know about their availability.



The problem is that some friends are active on IM, some use only email while the rest stay offline and prefer the good old phone for communication.



Solution: With Notifu, you can create a unified poll on the web and send it all your friends in one go irrespective of the medium they use for communication. So if someone prefers Yahoo! Messenger over email, you can send him the question directly on his Yahoo! IM.



google-talk
Poll Question inside Google Talk



email-poll
Poll Question inside Email



People can simply reply to the email or IM message and cast their vote. Notifu collects all the responses and will create a simple report of responses as as well as a list of people who haven’t replied yet. Simple yet awesome tool.



Related: Conduct Live Polls via Text Messages



Update: Notifu may be a good choice for conducting polls via SMS messages because it probably the only free SMS polling service that works outside US as well (including India).



Create Quick Polls through Email, SMS or IM Clients with Notifu - Digital Inspiration






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